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Sizing is UNISEX and will be a relaxed fit with longer length for women. Ladies, we recommend ordering your normal size for a relaxed fit, but sizing down if between sizes or prefer a more fitted look. Please see the size chart in images for length and width measurements. It's best to measure a shirt you love at home while laying flat and compare if unsure.
We need 2-3 business days for production once an order is placed. Actual time in transit will vary based on shipping method used. Most orders arrive within 5-7 business days.
We only use soft, comfortable, high quality tees. Most tees are a cotton/poly blend. We occasionally use tees that are 100% cotton. If you are concerned about the fabric blend, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org before purchasing.
All of our shirts are printed at our shop in Mesquite, TX.
Your tee should last through MANY washes, but we recommend washing inside out in cold water and tumble drying on low to increase longevity.
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